By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
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Halcyon_Sancta 12

Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.

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kingcaper817 14

Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op

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val_is_lame97 12

if you two are comfortable together then it should be fine. the awkwardness shall pass!

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gueritalyfe 8

Haha! Literally.. it "passed."

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gueritalyfe 8

At least he knows you're comfortable around him..?

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justinccp 8

Haha you know your comfy when ;) all people fart, most girls I know can rip the worst (or best) ones. Let's face it it's funny...

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Jessica00 24

The first time I slept at my friend's house I farted so loud that I woke both of us up. We're now dating so I guess things turned out alright in the end

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ForeverJasmine 26

Farting is normal.. It's just awkward in front of boyfriends lol so he shouldn't judge you for doing what your body naturally does

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ninjahesten 18

if he diden ask you to marry him right away, then hes not right in jes mind xD

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Fern_Gully 20

Talk about a rude awakening. Count yourself lucky it was the sound that woke you up and not something far worse.

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