Transportation: Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my...

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 27 945

iKojack 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.

TypoH 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

You caught his eye atleast!

Comments

kiskraze 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:01

That's just hysterical lol

jlynpa 10

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:23

At least they did not call the EMT instead because they thought you were having a seizure ;) Was this a ticketable offense?

JessBassett 24

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:37

Guess you must have been a little over enthusiastic...

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:49

Tell him this joke see if he laughs "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A Law" "A Law SUIT" Then give him the papers stating that ur suing him

olpally 32

Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:22

No, #36, no!! Sue him for what? Doing his job? Gtfo.

lmasters35 5

Tuesday 14 May 2013 20:33

Lame-O, 36. Irrelevant and lame.

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 14 May 2013 21:01

#36- Wrong fml. You have the right to remain silent.

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:15

And for the sake of us all please exercise that right.

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:50

No one is as good a dancer as they think they are, except professional dancers who don't think they are as good as they really are! If only anyone could have a realistic assessment of their own dance skills!