Work: Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping...

By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Eww - 05/10/2014 17:48 - United States - Salem

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

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By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Jesstanothergurl - 18/07/2016 19:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:55

You sure have a way with the ladies!

teehee520 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:09

Eww, definitely FYL.

Comments

plexico 3

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:12

She probably puked at the sight of your spindly, pale legs sticking out of your delivery boy shorts. Stick with the long pants.

Bloodknight 22

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:14

You so nasty!

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:58

I;m pretty sure that vomit is a biohazard. You should have burned that shirt.

MrCanoe 5

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:58

I don't see why you couldn't swing by your work or home to pick up a pair of clothes. I'm sure your bosses would prefer you be just a little late dropping off your packages than stinking of vomit

PaulieeBooMN 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:33

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theodivine 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:02

Why wouldn't you just go back and change? That's disgusting.

DieterDerBlau 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:48

**** you FedEx dicks... you ***** park your vans wherever, in a lane on a busy road around ablind corner, etc., YDI and then some. Karma ************!!!!