Miscellaneous: Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because... - FML

By insulted - 15/11/2011 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

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By genderbender - 17/11/2010 01:21 - Reserved

Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML

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Passing

By reader - 04/12/2020 14:03

Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML

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Right place, wrong time

By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 00:01

Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 17:02

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

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Not funny, Graham

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 22:00

Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 20:30

Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML

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By notaman - 11/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Marion

Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

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Unfit

By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

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wakadalhadaf 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:08

Prove it to them.......go in there naked

hesamhesam 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:07

Apply for men's gym...

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xxXAznxGirlXxx 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:09

similar things happened to my one friend........... this one man that works at my school saw us come out of the washroom and gave her a dirty look then when we told him that she was a GIRL he tried to make an excuse..... people can be so rude

yasmineo16 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:27

She is from Ontario, Canada.

jobsman99 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:32

Maybe you can shave that mustache off and not wear a bra would help some.

cheefer 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:35

Mcdonalds makes my butt drip.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:48

do you dress like a tomboy? if so, change your wardrobe.

afulks78 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:52

Awe fyl your ugly :'(

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:58

Not necessarily.

afulks78 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:01

She was called a dude ! Like she's ugly enough to be a guy.

ihavebrokenshoes 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:00

hah!

MzMegs 20

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:17

The gym in my town actually shares a parking lot with the McDonald's. I always thought it was funny.

nativepimp 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:31

Saw a weight watchers next to a buffet before in a strip mall thought it was funny as hell

Miguemex95 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:31

Carrot Top?

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Today, I requested to have my own room at a hotel instead of sharing with everyone else, and I was called an inconsiderate diva. The reason is that after eating anything, my stomach makes such loud and disgusting noises that no one would be able to sleep, but I’m too embarrassed to say that. FML

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Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

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Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML

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Today, in my role as a social worker, I was ordered by the court to take a very pregnant, petite 15-year-old for a prenatal exam. I'm an adult man. As she waddled into her appointment, I turned to see hate-filled stares in the entire waiting room. FML

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Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML

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