By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
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ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!

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Yellow dress and pink pumps? Those don't match at all!

I think I'd call him just out of curiosity rather than genuine interest in a relationship O_o

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Maybe.. he lost a bet and wearing an outrageous outfit like a yellow dress with pink pumps was his punishment. I mean come on, pink and yellow do not match at all and if he really was a cross-dresser, he would have a better fashion sense than that. Unless the man in question was a very manly looking lesbian. If so, I take back everything I said.

You say you didn't notice yet you said that he placed his number under the table?

Heh that's why you take the dress off =P Haha joking, that's funny. There's nothing wrong with it though...I mean yeah, it is a bit strange but whatever, it's his choice. He's probably really cool. Unless he is a she of course, but whatever floats your boat.

woah_dang_baby_fml 0

So basically... A lesbian tried getting with you? That sucks.

Fashionstar117 0

it's always the hot ones, huh? FYL

you couldnt see that before? he was sitting right next to you... dumb ****

I took this either as the "guy" was really a manly-looking girl... Or there was a girl at the table who thought the OP was smiling at her.

ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!

FerSureBomb 0

so, you're not a lesbian? -- Linda

Sorry, darling. I never meant to mislead you in any direction you thought I was. Stay strong, xoxo.

Not to nag or anything, but for future reference it would have been a lot clearer if you had introduced the female gender into the post for the final sentence, either by using the pronoun "she" or by at least putting quotes around "he". The name, "badatgenders", cleared it up for me but most people apparently don't read the name before commenting.

I guess so. I was typing this in the middle of the night (in norwegian time, not american time zone as listed on the FML) and so to say, not totally sober. But thank you for the advice, I'll keep that in mind if I ever post a FML again.

Sooo, you've been flirting with a she-male? O_o

haha, i used a wrong term. a male-ish woman. pardon my english, its my 2nd language. ohyeah.