By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
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iselilja tells us more.

ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!

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Yellow dress and pink pumps? Those don't match at all!

I think I'd call him just out of curiosity rather than genuine interest in a relationship O_o

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ZoieSmithDP 0

I think you might have a little bad eyesight, and you probably thought it was guy with long hair wearing a yellow shirt, BUT it was probably a lesbian, yes a women, who looked a little manish and was hitting on you.

Who wears a yellow dress and pink pumps with a black blazer?

I would be fascinated and intrigued.

It couldve been a dare. DO IT FOR THE VINE. And stuff, hopefully he isnt a cross dressed. Or is a girl.

Barneys stinson's challenge to pick up a chick in a dress. How i met your mother?