By phoenixditch - 23/05/2013 07:13 - United States - Burke

Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
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Welshite 39

I feel like there isn't enough information here. I wonder how long you knew him and how involved you two were.

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WhisperSoflty 20

Here's what you do: get all dolled up (I'm talking rock star gorgeous) and head over there. Then proceed to ignore him completely and flirt with any other cutie you want. Make that lazy douchewaffle eat his heart out!

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theaaxis 27

Find a guy in your neighborhood, they turn out to be a dick it's a shorter trip home xD

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perdix 29

Before you scheduled your trip, you should have made him commit to at least have a civilized dinner with you and agree that either of you could decide to not go forward with the sexual activity with no hard feelings (pun intended.) Even with the best online communication, you just never know if the sexual chemistry will be there in person.

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

I'd hope you'll be out there for more than just one night? I mean you flew over 2,000 miles. Hopefully the next date turns out better!

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meowmeee 7

I would have to say you deserved it. Why would you travel 2,000 miles for someone your not even with .

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gracehi 31

Well, clearly, he just wanted a drink to help him sleep and his alcohol supply had run out. Jeez, OP, don't take things so personally.

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LyraAlluse 25

Next time he wants to hang out with you tell him you would but you are busy finding a new boyfriend.

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Patriots21 14

You walk over to that bar, and you arrange a meeting between your foot and his genitalia

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cocacola999 27

Why? It doesn't sound like he was her boyfriend. It might have been a bit rude, yes, but he was not obliged to hang out with her. Also, it's worrying how many people here propagate violence if it's targeted towards men. Had this FML been written by a guy and about a girl, no-one would suggest he should punch her. Yet, whenever there's something about a man behaving wrongly, everyone immediately tells OP to kick him in the genitalia. Violence is never right. And in this case, it wasn't even dark humour.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sorry, but lots of people would intimate violence if OP was male and the douche was female. "Falcon Punch" anyone?

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Zebediabolical 39

You did show him current pictures and not pictures from ten years and a hundred pounds ago. right? I met a girl off the internet and the pictures she'd used were old. Like... she looked like the mom of the girl she was representing herself as. She travelled 4 hours by bus so I did her the courtesy of going out for dinner, then told her things weren't going to work out. If she can't be honest with her pictures, what else can't she be honest about? Not saying this is OP's situation since it's an incredibly vague FML, but it's certainly a legitimate possibility.

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perdix 29

#27, yes, my profile picture is Carrot Top's head photoshopped onto Ron Jeremy's body. You can imagine the humiliation I've suffered when they finally meet me in person!

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RedPillSucks 31

What, was it the otherway round?

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perdix 29

#43, no, I tried that. No one would believe that Ron Jeremy would have red pubes.

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Enslaved 36

Were you invited by him to visit or did you expect him see you because you flew those 2,000 miles? I promise you, if he was interested in you, he would have taken a 5 hour energy & made the effort.

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