Miscellaneous: Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in...

By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 2 November 2009 9:01

I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

GJMO 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:30

maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa

Comments

sovereign_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:59

#40 is a complete idiot. It's a million times easier to DJ with a computer. And OP, ydi.

lokik21 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 5:25

We know it's easier with a computer but it also looks like you don't give a shit with a computer

blastvortex 3

Monday 2 November 2009 22:27

Well, at least they know that you're not gay. xD YDI for being a noob.

jerry17 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:38

Thats what you get I guess for using a laptop to do your djing for you XD

hellokimmiee 5

Monday 2 November 2009 23:00

HAHAHA this is too funny, i love it, kudos man :D

SekC 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:39

Haha, 44, 40 is a dummy. Go google.com/images pictures of raves and parties with DJs. I'm pretty sure you won't see a DJ in the middle of a crowd looking at his ipod touch trying to spin records and mix tapes.

justmeagirl 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 1:26

ew. your poor girlfriend for dating someone as nasty as you. She probably didn't even know you had them.

myballs 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 2:19

Who the hell still uses screen savers? Put it into hibernate/standby or what have you. Barring that, either turn it off or leave it at the desktop.

buckfasthero 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 4:02

At least the computer was yours and you didn't find the pictures on your priests screensaver, hahaha

idontloveyou_86 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 4:28

firstly... having the pictures in the first place equals that A) your GF is a **** for giving you the pics B) you are a dirty minded person for getting her to pose for them. having them on your screensaver means that you are shameless. also, most men who publicly display **** (i.e. put it in a place where someone will see it) are gay but are in denial. you are a filthy person and you will never amount to anything. YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI!

monkey314159 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 5:08

You sound ugly and jealous.

thingymajig 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:51

god, you sound like an ass

buckfasthero 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:32

Guess who's still a virgin...

idontloveyou_86 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 5:15

*sigh* there's such a thing as intelligence, and it is FAR more important than beauty and sex. of course, if you don't have any intelligence, you'll never realise what i just told you...

Maverick5762 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:28

So if you appreciate beauty and sex you must be an idiot? Shut up you stupid, ignorant, ugly prude!! But still, YDI, OP. You should change that next time =/

kendrrraa10 2

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:09

you seem to be taking this way overboard. yes, he's stupid for having that as his screensaver, but that doesn't make his girlfriend filthy. i get it that she sent the pictute but she probably didn't even know it was his screensaver.