Miscellaneous: Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in...

By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:01

I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

GJMO 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:30

maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa

Comments

WonderBlunder 0

Monday 2 November 2009 11:14

I don't know people still uses screensavers..

mekeskidi_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 11:43

I don't know why either because LCD screens can't be burned-in hence no need for screensaver.

IamSpartacus 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:10

I use mine as a 15-minute timer to log me off my computer (in case I forget to manually log off). So there.

dmmcintyre3 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:37

Turn off the screen, don't use a screensaver.

callargh 0

Monday 2 November 2009 11:26

YDI, as big of a YDI as possible. Screensavers tend to get seen. A lot. YDI.

RPGod 0

Monday 2 November 2009 12:54

Epic YDI. You shouldn't have a screensaver like that at all. Then, if you knew that you were going to a CHURCH event of all things, you definitely should have turned it off. YDI in the fullest.

Cupffin 0

Monday 2 November 2009 13:16

She was probably ugly, that's why they were glaring at him.

sneakyice 0

Monday 2 November 2009 13:42

No sympathy. YDI. Learn to DJ old school with actual vinyl and turntables so next time your girl's naked ass isn't shown all over while you take a break.

valekseye 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:13

vinyl and turntables... at a church?! Okay...

Paneity 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:04

**** your girlfriends life, tbh.

FromCFL 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:11

At least they weren't pics of your naked boyfriend....

cupcake10101 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 3:45

lmfao xD

PhillyFox 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:14

YDI. Do you usually have that kind of screensaver at the events you go to? Because not everyone wants to see that.

Luv_my_life 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:16

You should've kept the pics in a safe folder with a password, respecting your girlfriend's privacy. YDI

DaBean 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:24

Geez, whenever I do public stuff involving the use of a PC, whatever it be, I change the background, screensaver, even desktop icons in some cases, So I don't get any unwanted content on my screen. Then again, I do similar stuff professionally, so it's a bit of a habit. YDI, be more careful.