Miscellaneous: Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in...

By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

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Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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Monday 2 November 2009 9:01

I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

GJMO 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:30

maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa

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Tech_N9ne 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:52

GJMO....blackberries? it's blackberry. today my hubby came home from work today...I don't think you should be using the computer, considering you can't grasp first grade grammar. OP, church events are boring, sorry though dude.

Tech_N9ne 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:56

monkey, are you serious? his GIRLFRIEND is a **** for giving her BOYFRIEND nudes? uh....so that makes her a **** if they have sex huh? and just cuz he enjoys a naked woman means he won't ammount to anything? being so critical of someone elses actions is much worse because you dwell on others "mistakes" instead of fixing your own.

Vindii 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:29

How is this a fml? F your gf's life, but you should have been rofling that church upside down.

drmike_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:48

yessssssss!!!!!!!

atomicmrpelly 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:58

Yes great idea moron. Have your computer automatically display naked pictures of your girlfriend when it is left unused. I think I'm going to set my phone to play back my most personal phone calls if I don't use it for 10 mins.

mintcha 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 5:13

No, **** your girlfriend's life - you're just a dick.

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 12:09

ydi for believing in god

jw_surf 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 13:16

what the **** where you doing using a laptop in your settup and not touching it resulting in the screensaver in the first place?

jw_surf 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 13:18

also, YDI for 'djing' at a church **** thatttt

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 14:27

I hope your girlfriend breaks up with you. Well, on second thought, if she posed for them, then she's an idiot, too. By the way: THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE SCREENSAVER FOR A LAPTOP.