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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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lautturi 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:03

Ow. FYL indeed. D: Though, why didn't you try to explain?

24788 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:07

How can you be fined for no evidence? You better not pay that fine.

Comments

Villanova23 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 15:23

someone had a rough night

iSitt 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:34

it works. I only read the top few

JohnyJackhammer 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:44

Hey, you could have easily gotten out of that fine so sucks but doesn't sound like you tried very hard to alleviate your problem. Example: Go into the management office and say, "Hey look this is not fair. You guys are charging me for a noise complaint when blah blah blah is what happened! I had a potentially fatal experience because you guys do a poor job at maintaining your tubs and you CHARGE ME FOR IT(feign outrage)!!! Are you aware of the amount of people that die yearly from slipping in the tub (continue feigning outrage)?!?! I would have a good chance if I wanted to file a suit on your management but I'd rather you guys save me time and effort and dismiss these ridiculous charges (ACT like you actually have some balls here). Oh and one more thing, I'm a whiny little person who gives up too easily on solving my problems (look down with dissappointment...ok you wouldn't actually say that last thing, it's just my personal commentary on the course of action you decided to take, which was do nothing and complain)"

olw25 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:45

don't forget how you yelled and cussed after slipping and then how u ran back to your room and threw in some death metal! something is missing and w/o it ur story sounds bogus.

ROFLUMAD 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:06

wow, you can get fined for making two noises that aren't even persistent? Must be a hell of a pussy ass school

abearrr 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:09

well, what'd you slip for, loser?

Oneromed 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:14

why does everyone want to be first at commenting everything? is this some kind of social fad i missed?

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:27

#64: Because some people are so lame that they'll do anything to get attention. OP: Explain it to them. Duh. Unless you're made of steel or your floor is made of down, it's not like you don't have the bruises to show for it.

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:27

the devil went down l Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind and way behind, he was willing to make a deal. when he noticed you don't fiddle, but hey you're naked, he jumped in through the dorm window and said, "alright get ready to take it!" and he ****** your shit up pretty bad! *fiddle* Now you can't leave to go see your dad! *fiddle* yeah that's all I got...