Health: Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

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Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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lautturi 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:03

Ow. FYL indeed. D: Though, why didn't you try to explain?

24788 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:07

How can you be fined for no evidence? You better not pay that fine.

Comments

astro2 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:22

SOLUTION TO TURN FML TO FTW First of all don't take crap from losers in life, take photos of the damage, including photos of injuries and use it as evidence and tell them to either wave the fine or you'll a) sue them for harassment b) sue them for not doing proper maintenance checks on the dorms and stuff are falling apart, and claim for compensation b) counter sue them for questioning "how are you creating too much noise, you can't sue for one instances" if you were in court your lawyer could argue "has this defendant had any other complaints and times where you created any noise"? and then you would win, i mean you create no noise, suddenly because of one instances you get fined??? its not like the ruckus lasted for ages, like you were having a party. sue them and tell them if they don't wave the fee and continue to harass you, you would bring in the media.

shadow455 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:48

i say lawsuit up

meunknown101 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:05

How... What... Is it really that hard to get up?

MrFlintstone 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:15

poor towel rack

RIKANA 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:08

hope you feel better:) it is best to teel your side of the story. if they don't believe you, then stand your ground, you know your right! hope your doing ok, RI