Intimacy: Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found... - FML

By shocked1 - 07/01/2009 15:22 - Canada

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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

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Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By grossuncle - 25/02/2010 17:44 - United States

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Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

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Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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Awkward

By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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kekelala3 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 3:57

So your basically saying you may be on there but she can't?

eoko 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 1:36

You're dumb.

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injuryftl 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:09

dude is she hot? if she is hit that up LOL or you can go full on ******* trench coat and run up to her at a meet up

OrangeDingo 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:58

Turn incest into a wincest !

ryan190187 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:17

get in!!! lol

LilEinstein 0

Friday 22 April 2011 4:57

who the **** cares... how is this an FML?

atills 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:17

why are you judging your sister for being on that website? you were on it to moron.

jouchebag 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:39

how did the "date" go?

TeenageDirtbagg 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 20:13

Lmfaooo you must have felt akward after that. But yeah ,you should definetely prank !!. & DO NOT HIT IT. Thats your sister so it would be disturbing & wrong .

Exeggcute 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:24

Wincest! Lol

foreveraloneXC 10

Friday 1 June 2012 7:08

Why were you on sexsearch to begin with?

irishboyjoy 5

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:54

Why do you think

angel_of_death55 7

Saturday 3 November 2012 22:44

No he's not gonna do her he's saying hes shocked that he found her there she's probably young

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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Today, I did a themed circus performance, then went out to small club afterwards, still in my outfit. Three people asked me to join them and chat. Apparently they thought I was ''a strung out prostitute on ketamine'' and ''didn't want anything bad to happen to (me)''. I guess I looked like a Victorian-era hooker? FML

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Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

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