By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Harpy20 24

Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.

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PenguinBitch 43

I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.

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SApprentice 34

The real question is, was it your boss's ****?

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TheRandomIndian 17

I'm fine not knowing, thanks.

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TheNamelessOne 9

I love how you had to state that it was a mans ****.

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Dracoboxer357 35

27- I was wondering about that myself, as a picture of a woman's ****, or a man's ******....may have been slightly more disturbing. ;)

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nnnope 26

67: The transgendered are people too.

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freshprizzle1 13

It could have been a horse's ****; if OP's boss is into that type of stuff.

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MandiieePieee 1

You should take it to court. He can't legally fire you for that, especially if you can prove he put it on the slide.

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maronofhearts 19

A mans ****? Guess its a good thing he didn't put a women's **** then you'd be really confused

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TheRandomIndian 17

Have you ever been to high school? Or middle school?

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Grimmerie 31

Uh, are female penises common in high school and middle school?

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Epikouros 31

If you're unfamiliar with women's penises, search for 'trap' on Tumblr.

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sougstad 7

It's interesting that you would know where to find them 55

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maronofhearts 19

Apparently they are common at whatever school 34 went to. Must be near a sewage plant or something. Now I feel bad how could such a simple joke go so far over 34s head

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martin_martian7 11

Wow what a jerk off!

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sammyjanette 17

How did you find out? Get evidence, and sue for your re-employment. Though, you probably might not want to work for that place.

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_TasteTheRainbow 24

What an asshole.

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olpally 32

I believe you should kick him in the dick now. That dick douche.

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