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By RuasaLove - 30/07/2015 02:34 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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Thursday 30 July 2015 15:13

Quit banging the dryer and ban him

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fuck_life45 1

Saturday 1 August 2015 2:08

sounds like something I'd do

dee_cann23 3

Saturday 1 August 2015 20:49

It couldn't be that hard you slowly bent over?

Moniquey73 13

Sunday 2 August 2015 8:04

he already thought you were sexy.

Creed_Aprooved 12

Sunday 2 August 2015 20:14

LET THE BODIES HIT THE... door?

vesquivel62 12

Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:53

Hey at least you pleased him! every guy loves a sexy and stupid girl!

kirbsyeahbabe 8

Saturday 14 November 2015 4:54

Hey, at least you didn't fart.

twarn15 6

Monday 14 December 2015 13:44

sure he loved that

Bt1234567890 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 18:38

Hey don't beat yourself up! At least u were trying ! And that's a lot more than most woman can say !

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