Transportation: Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 03:48 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By Katelyn - 20/04/2012 17:58 - United States - Folsom

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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Crash

By horribledriver - 01/12/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

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By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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By epicvixen - 15/03/2015 21:12 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 2 February 2016 7:48

No matter what it is, phone, purse, wallet, or drink. Always put it on your hood. When you get in to drive you'll be looking right at it. This has saved many a coffee for me.

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 2 February 2016 7:48

I'm surprised it stayed there that long while you were driving, damn.

Comments

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Tuesday 2 February 2016 23:59

Just when I thought people couldn't get any stupider

qpdoll 19

Wednesday 3 February 2016 0:32

How the ****?

SoBeSatan 22

Wednesday 3 February 2016 1:48

Who puts their phone on the roof? A coffee I can see but a phone?

AviShtap 20

Wednesday 3 February 2016 4:08

If I were you, I would have flung myself right out of the car door and caught the beautiful object in midair. Even though I would probably scrape against the road and/or get run over. Worth it.

LoLoLibra1 14

Wednesday 3 February 2016 4:44

OMG I would FREAK out!!! My phone has my "life" on there!! It has all my info for EVERYTHING on there...man, I better back that sh*t UP!!! Yikes!! Hopefully you had all your stuff backed up on the cloud...?? That sucks OP - Hang in there!!!

tangerine06 20

Wednesday 3 February 2016 9:20

This kinda makes me glad I'm too short to put anything on the roof of my car.

Synchrosity 15

Thursday 4 February 2016 0:21

....yellow?

bubona 5

Sunday 4 November 2018 19:53

I've done this before after a fishing trip. Put the phone on top of the car. Got all the gear loaded up and proceed home.. about the time I was think. Where is my phone. Thunk thunk thunk. it rolled off the roof down the trunk lid right in front of another car. fearing the worst I banged a turn found the phone. laying glass down next to the curb. not a scratch but I did lose my spen.