Transportation: Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly...

By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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You deserved it 13 422

By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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You deserved it 7 004

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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You deserved it 22 471

By bitchasaurusrex - 15/02/2011 21:24 - Canada

Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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You deserved it 3 419

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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You deserved it 5 029

TatMan15 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

Aww that's just nasty

KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:17

She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.

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lady_picca240 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:06

should have said, "mom? dad? why does she have her hand down her pants?"

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 30 January 2012 0:11

yea.... that's kinda hot

viewer123 1

Monday 30 January 2012 2:37

I would totally help her, and maybe she would return the favor later.

KalCounty 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:17

So what you're saying is that if your sister was masturbating you'd join in? Just wanted to clarify that.

MyloXylotoGirl 0

Monday 30 January 2012 7:48

That is disturbing...

NuffNuffMr 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:38

lol

haileek21 0

Friday 3 February 2012 23:28

What the hell slap that bitch

ilovesunshine 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:27

... Damn that's gross...:(

BlackDragon76 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:41

You should have asked her " Can't you wait till we get home before you start fingering your self" loud enough for your parents can hear you.

BexRae 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 10:21

HELL YES. thats exaaactly wtf id say LOL.

lovebug76 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 7:26

How old is your sister???

hilary56 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:02

That's disturbing fyl

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Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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Today, my dad has been faking social anxiety to make me feel like there's something wrong with me. How do I know? Because I actually have social anxiety, and he not only shows no symptoms of it, but he also has a lot of misconceptions about it that he would know are false if he actually did have it. FML

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Today, at a big family wedding, my great nana shared quite loudly with us that most of the people in the pub wouldn’t exist if at 15 she hadn’t dumped her lying boyfriend, then made herself feel better by losing her virginity to an Italian waiter and accidentally becoming pregnant with my grandma. FML

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Today, just like every workday for the last 6 months, the construction workers in my building made loud noises in the morning and woke me up almost 2 hours before I would otherwise have to get up. This will continue for one more year. I'm not a morning person, and I live in a protected historical building. FML

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Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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Same thing different taste

Make it stop, please

Kids these days, eh?

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