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By mooselord - 05/12/2013 17:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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You deserved it 2 844

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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 814

You deserved it 5 945

By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 237

By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 482

You deserved it 5 837

Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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You deserved it 3 750

Gunged

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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You deserved it 81

By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00

Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML

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You deserved it 340

Final Destination

By pickuptruckblues - 17/11/2014 04:17 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I was stopped behind a pickup truck filled with junk. I told my friend that the person should have secured the junk better, since it looked like it would fall off any minute. My friend assured me it wouldn't. Right after she said that, a large piece of plywood fell off and hit my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 3 610

What happened?

By Kallian - 25/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 443

You deserved it 146

Unbeliever

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 577

You deserved it 6 701

By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 991

You deserved it 2 637

SonyIsGod 13

Friday 6 December 2013 1:28

'Tis the season!

ComoEsJuan 24

Friday 6 December 2013 1:30

Yule be sorry that you didn't grab it first!

Comments

olpally 32

Friday 6 December 2013 1:51

What a jackass. Seriously?? Smack him with a branch.

xxshukakuxx 9

Friday 6 December 2013 2:10

Finders keepers?

paigeatsflesh 11

Friday 6 December 2013 2:10

See, the way the economy is set up...

mallu86 9

Friday 6 December 2013 20:49

Oh yeah. Blame the economy, the government, Obama, UN, God. Did I get everything? If I missed anything feel free to fill in.

paigeatsflesh 11

Saturday 7 December 2013 5:38

It was obviously a joke. I realize it wasn't funny. Move on.

Dthsapprntc 23

Friday 6 December 2013 2:13

I just love OP's username. It's awesome.

G_bear24 9

Friday 6 December 2013 2:13

Wow-.- He sure has the Christmas spirit. You know caring for others.

ksks1234 33

Friday 6 December 2013 2:14

Well, were the trees still okay? Free Christmas tree!

owhyowhy 4

Friday 6 December 2013 2:16

We'll he decorated your car for the holidays.

winston5 6

Friday 6 December 2013 3:19

Now that's a smart person

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 6 December 2013 3:24

Christmas roadkill.

1947Chevy 17

Friday 6 December 2013 4:48

You mean road kill Christmas

Readoll 13

Friday 6 December 2013 4:21

Charge him for the trees

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