By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 05:44 - Australia

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML
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paka_95 0

when I was a kid , I was washing our car and i put the hose up the exhaust pipe lol.

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lmaoatyourlife 0

I'm not sure why so many people have clicked 'You deserved it', you can't watch a child 24/7, its just not realistic and i'm guessing this child isn't THAT young.

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hypnotismo 0

the person deserves it for doing [insert drug of choice here] while pregnant and now their kid is too stupid to understand that there is more to life than shuvin stuff up exhaust pipes

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

50- I'm assuming the kid is 5 or 6. It doesn't mean they are stupid. It means they are being a kid.

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Bloodknight 22

I hope you gave that kid the beating he deserves!

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galt 13

That's mean. Maybe just ground him/her. In Australia we are really strict about child abuse.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

90- Spanking a child isn't child abuse. It's only child abuse when you punch them or something of that nature.

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Sista92359 24

So if I were to be spanned as a child for doing something wrong as a punishment not to do something again, my parents would go to jail in other countries? It's like saying because the police warned you not to *insert something here* that men's they have to go to jail?

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Jotne 0

To avoid these situations, beat your kids regularly. OP obviously didn't, and look where it got him. Don't be lazy, beat your kids!

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mps1969 8

It's time to remove his balls and have a big old laugh !

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icantellu 7

hahahahaha smart ass kid you got there.

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skyeyez9 24

Remove Every piece of furniture and toy from his room except his bed as punishment. Sell all of it on craig's list (yes even his xbox360, cancel his xbox live subscription, wow monthly fee, cell phone) to help pay for your vehicle. Buy him payless shoes abd walmart clothing and no name brand.....if he runs away (win for you).

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

I would totally do this. Then again, I hate children.

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hypnotismo 0

id so do that too... and id have the heater on and say if hes a bad child he will get closer and closer to hell and whenever he does sumthin like this turn it wayy up and scare the bageezees out of him and when hes 16 tell him god n heaven and hell and all that doesnt actually exist and that ur actually an athiest and lol ur ass off!

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yehr 0

lmao i was thinking along the same lines.. if he didn't have an allowance, pay him one, just once, let him go nuts and buy whatever he wants. Then tell him every one after that is going to pay the damage he's just done :D

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

None of you should ever have kids. If you do, I hope someone calls CPS.

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SE3 0

I would totally slap my son if he did that. Teach them to be more respectful about other peoples things and that not everything is to be laughed at. I would then slap him again. Kids get away with too much shit. I also agree with Skyeyez9.

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atrus1212 0

wow I say this is fake.... because the force of starting the engine would have blown them all out at the get go!! Mythbusters knowledge FTW!!! same with the banana and potato thing!! it has been proved FALSE

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A83_fml 18

so you mean the mechanics have totally screwed OP over? Awesome!!

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Voodoo_Hoodoo 0

Yes but we need to realize that mythbusters is not the one true source of what is fact and fiction that show is full of mistakes. But, still i say fake because having a mechanic as a brother I have learned that all a clogged tailpipe does is stall the car.

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