Animals, Cars and Transportation: Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp...

By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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Noooooooo!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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therealmike 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:20

YDI. Never stop in a travel lane when there are poor sightlines for traffic behind you. Just imagine the FML from the other guy's perspective. "Today, I was driving down the road and went around a sharp curve to suddenly discover that some dickless wonder had stopped his car in the middle of the road. With no time to react, I slammed into his car. Afterwards I asked him why he was stopped. His response? 'I was letting a groundhog cross the road.' FML"

Ret_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:15

You're not supposed to stop for animals on the road, as horrible as it sounds. A few years ago a guy stopped for a family of ducks, but a truck smashed into them killing his wife and daughter. I'm an animal lover myself, but that's how life is, if they're on they road they're gonna get squished one way or another.

Comments

muchhate 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 14:46

You are such a ******* moron.

d_hart09 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:39

Um yeah you live in Ohio you know not to stop for an animal you just hit it lol

NoteMyGrin 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 5:29

I can't believe how many people are willing to consciously take an animal's life just because it's in their way and they want to follow the rules. On most roads, people should be able to pull to the side. At least then if the animal is hit, it won't be on your head. Anyway, I'm sorry this happened to you and everyone else involved. /:

NoteMyGrin 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 5:31

Haha, no. A groundhog is a completely different animal. No spikes, doesn't roll into a ball. Kinda like a beaver/prairie dog mix. Look it up on google.

teiso_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 13:57

I can appreciate your thought for the groundhog, but it's pretty silly keeping a car stationary on the other side of a sharp turn.

strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 18 September 2009 2:02

Who gives a **** about the groundhog? He nearly got you killed.

gromble 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:58

I feel bad for the groundhog. You guys are such ignorant pricks. I hope you all get hit by cars. :)

ochoafrank57 0

Monday 2 August 2010 13:29

really I would have just hit it I mean it's an animal your never supposed to do any thing for an animal on the road if it's small for reasons like that YDI