Animals, Cars and Transportation: Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp...

By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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Noooooooo!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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therealmike 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:20

YDI. Never stop in a travel lane when there are poor sightlines for traffic behind you. Just imagine the FML from the other guy's perspective. "Today, I was driving down the road and went around a sharp curve to suddenly discover that some dickless wonder had stopped his car in the middle of the road. With no time to react, I slammed into his car. Afterwards I asked him why he was stopped. His response? 'I was letting a groundhog cross the road.' FML"

Ret_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:15

You're not supposed to stop for animals on the road, as horrible as it sounds. A few years ago a guy stopped for a family of ducks, but a truck smashed into them killing his wife and daughter. I'm an animal lover myself, but that's how life is, if they're on they road they're gonna get squished one way or another.

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plexico 3

Friday 11 September 2009 4:58

So, who got to keep the groundhog meat? In southern Ohio, the etiquette states that you get to bag the groundhog because you set it up to die. In northern Ohio, the guy driving the car that killed it wins the prize. Statewide, the guy in the middle is the big loser. He has to help the winner strap the groundhog carcass to his grill and then has to suffer the indignity of having to eat store-bought meat. What a chump!

Teekayahr 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:58

Ground hogs are one of the few plague bearing animals left on the planet and their holes can cause damage to houses and cause horses to break their legs. They're vermin. You were trying to help black plague carry on?

shelboo_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:00

Lol sucks and is awesome at the same time. I was going to be late one day to work and was driving down the highway. The highway was separated and had 2 lanes going each direction. There were 2 geese, each standing in one lane. As I was approaching, I kept honking the horn and they just WOULDN'T move. I pulled partially into the ditch to go around one of them. When I looked in the mirror, they didn't move. Long story short, run over the *******.

cmac86 23

Friday 11 September 2009 5:12

ydi. yeah it's nice to let them live but then again you could just swerve. plus on a curve? come on! chances are you wouldn't hit it.

Jincos 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:33

This is outrageous. YDI for stopping where cars are frequently. It's called either; A.) drive around groundhog, B.) run over groundhog. Think thy children, think!