Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch...

By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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You deserved it 7 525

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 688

You deserved it 6 235

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 527

You deserved it 4 354

By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 110

You deserved it 40 128

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anja - 03/02/2021 03:30

Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML

I agree, your life sucks 686

You deserved it 252

By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 887

You deserved it 4 892

Placebo

By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 524

You deserved it 5 459

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 274

You deserved it 5 063

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 218

You deserved it 59 748

By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 283

You deserved it 4 444

By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 310

You deserved it 66 523

zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:11

I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...

caancoha 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:09

At least you calmed down, right?

Comments

caancoha 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:09

At least you calmed down, right?

bobby222 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:28

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shut up. **** you.

Reyo 2

Friday 11 September 2009 2:03

That must've been one AWESOME presentation

sublime93 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:39

I wish i had friends who randomly gave out bud brownies

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 11 September 2009 3:42

I agree with #69. "Boohooo, my life is awful... Thanks for the brownie! Nom nom nom."

Auggieracecar 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:37

This Isn't a FML you get to have free weed YAY!

boypdp 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:56

Agreed

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:55

Toxi, i love you for the fact that you worked in a 'nom nom nom' there. thank you, it made me laugh...a lot. now I'm pretty sure the whole office thinks I'm insane.

gonzolove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:05

Weird. I was thinking about making brownies. And the nom nom nom is just awesome.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 15 September 2009 11:41

Haha, thanks. Glad you liked it. Embrace you insanity...

RedJester23 6

Thursday 24 September 2009 1:28

YDI for not eating frosted flakes. VANILLA IS BETTER BICHES!!!

goodstuffboro 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:49

intoxicunt.....ur rele pretty....special brownies are mad tasty so y r u complaining???

crackz12 10

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:33

I would love some free brownies any day but strong enough brownies can really **** you up alot more than just smoking, a presentation would have sucked.