Transportation: Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop....

By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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jeremymg91 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.

ladycoyote 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

Ah, children. Reason #8672 why I'll never have any. :)

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FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:51

No officer, but I might be committing some child abuse later.

assa_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:11

not as uncommon as you think...... when I was a kid, my mom used to use a wine glass to drink tea and one time our neighbor came around in the morning asking for something and I said "sorry, mom can't come to the door right now, she's having wine" :/ same deal, only less funny... also, #362 has a point..... x)

insinuendo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:21

So what's the problem? Didn't you explain that you'd had a milkshake and passed the test?

Alice_Cullen7 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:04

Haha thats cute what the kid did. But all u had to do was explain and they test u dont they?

smnc 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:07

aw . FYL ! bt yuu culdaa jus toldd at to the cop . bt if my dauqhter did at she wuldaa qotta whoppinq when we qot home !

stronascurge 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 1:20

#366 you have some serious issues man. i men who the hell beats their kids anymore? asshole

Masta_Blasta 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 10:20

jööh.

GrimReaper973 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:02

Thats weird, for me at least, i never got the inclination to rat out my parents to anyone

dizzy87 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:24

I did something similar once. A cop pulled my mom over and he asked if she had ran the stop sign. She said "no" and I said "I think you did, mom" right in front of the cop. Luckily he let her off the hook, but my mom was not about to do the same. haha

whiteinsheffield 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:49

I think its more worrying your kid is 6 and doesn't know the difference between 'he' and 'she' yet

Averageman 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:35

a simple explanation of the milkshake would have sufficed I'm sure the officer would have realized what your kid was talking about. if it really came down to it breathalizer would have proved you right. I turned out of the wrong entrance in a parkinglot causing me to neon the wrong side of the road because of a medium, it was late at night no traffics so I turned around cop pulled me over. almost gave me a breathalizer but I got off Scot free.