Love: Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hardcore...

By Noname - 22/01/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hardcore porn ads inside. I have been getting these since I ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 298

You deserved it 28 134

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 18:26 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 179

You deserved it 3 331

By dr.mantistobagon - 27/08/2014 22:03 - United States - South Burlington

Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 039

You deserved it 3 437

Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 784

You deserved it 32 355

Out of it

By damn you Ambien - 03/08/2016 05:48 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 383

You deserved it 2 801

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 809

You deserved it 43 597

By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 605

You deserved it 3 696

Dear PornHub…

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 18:00

Today, my mom caught me watching porn, and now she has learned just how easy it is to access porn online, she's sending as many messages as she can to every porn site she can find, telling them they should shut down for the sake of Christian decency. She actually thinks they’ll listen to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 187

You deserved it 255

By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 486

You deserved it 54 074

By Ariel - 02/06/2009 12:19 - Israel

Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 93 406

You deserved it 7 767

Good one, asshole

By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 621

You deserved it 6 305

Silentknight 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:20

ah, pirate ****. the classics. "Shiver me Timbers" "Walking the Plank" "Jolly Roger" "Yo Ho, Hoe" "Pleasure Island" "Sixteen men and a Redhead's chest"

Compass 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:31

Argh, wench! Show me yer booty!

Comments

y3y 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:36

#3 ROFLMAO, i was about to comment that you knew a lot about it but OTL

danyfuckinheatle 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:30

I ****** hope you mean a pirated **** video. pirate **** just sounds ******.

ermkrmr 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 7:59

17 made my day. :)

FuzzyDice4Lyfe 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:14

Pirate **** haha ... I've watched that .. and Pirate **** 2 haha they are hilarious

tdawgheath 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:30

Hahaaha, the name pirate **** is hilarious. Is it like, actual **** or just a comedy?

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 11:38

I think he means pirated ****. pirated = stolen

the_schaefini 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:22

...if it was pirated, he wouldnt have ordered it.

insidejokeswithm 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:06

There is a thing called pirate ****..sexy pirate costumes? I don't watch it and I can infer that much...

paragiggle 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 4:24

Nah, there's a **** called "Pirates" and it's actually pretty hilarious.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:40

Pirate ****? Oh God. This is hilarious though.

jakeistcool 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:28

yea im wit #5

Makinitez 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:31

Arrrrgh... ARRRRGH!

Compass 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:31

Argh, wench! Show me yer booty!

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:36

Did you...not read it...? It's ****, they'll literally do ANYTHING to get more money out of you. Just watch that King Of The Hill episode, it's probably true. He didn't even mean to rent the porno, and they sent him a ton of stuff. I guess once you're in the system there's no escape.