Kids: Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I...

By mrteacher - 21/08/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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Pissed

By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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PoolOfIck 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:31

wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors

cxp119 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:31

Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?

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thingymajig 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:42

look on the bright side: at least you're a man!

zapskimmer 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:46

youch

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:47

It's weird how many of you think that it's impossible for a school to just be situated in the middle of a bunch of small towns rather than in each of them. Or that it was a joint school between two towns. It's cheaper than everyone getting their own school for about one hundred students total. If this were the case, OP was driving in the country to teach at his school. Peeing in the middle of no where is acceptable, but dumb ass didn't stay out of view.

bexox 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:40

It's in South Dakota, so I'd say that's very likely.

bskballa92 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:49

why didnt you just stick it through the hole in your pants?

aback 4

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:11

I think he's trying to imply that his dick is SO HUGE that it can't possibly fit through the fly. He has to take his pants all the way down to take a leak. If it was an inch larger, he'd have to take his pants entirely off and throw them into the next county to piss. Right.

guitarman1998 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:59

OMFG I AM ROFLMAOING RIGHT NOW 31!!!!!

Paige_Nicole10 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:49

damn that sucks.. most deff fyl

baseball_34 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:50

I bet you were aroused

Ballafo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:52

Fake. Why would the school bus be 20 miles away from the school?

survivalism 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:54

Oh, any one of about a thousand reasons. Seriously?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:32

Have you ever freaking stepped out of a major city?? I have news for you, in the countryside, sometimes it's farther away than 20 miles!!

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:47

he was in the countryside and couldn't find a tree to stand behind while he peed?

flinkpamingo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:01

Apparently you have never lived in a rural area. I lived in an area where the kids rode the bus 80 miles in to school (a county high school) AFTER thery drove 50 miles to get to the bus. Remote, yes. Impossible, no. In our state that is more the norm than not in the rural areas. Lots of country schools too.