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By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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mylifesucksserio 15

lol, better reflexes but easily distracted

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MzKylz 0

I think perhaps you should hand your license back..

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jmmille 0

If God wanted women to drive he would have given them common sense instead of boobs.

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Aerious 0

11, more males get into crashes then femes.

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spanelli 16

Well, 11, in that case, "God" made men first because there is always a rough draft before the perfect creation...

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020266t 5

I read men drive better, but there's a million websites out there...

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uncbballwins 0

#60- God only made women so men would have something to do. Literally.

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sephoraprincess 7

lol I agree with that, but since I'm a girl, god also created woman so man wouldn't turn gay..

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MyNameIsBruce 0

This is possibly the funniest thread on the Internet...

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baddog121 3

awww... it's nice to know that there are sweet guys out there who still think like that. I bet you're a real catch!

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Rusty325 4

@60 Actually, if god does exist, then the woman is the basic template and the man is version 2.0 as women have two x chrosomes while men have an x and a y.

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krez 20

Don't mix up your religion and your science, it makes you look dumb.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

There's a reason woman have arms and hand . if God wanted men to be smart , he'd give them a brain instead of some balls.

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yuggi1 11

Females have 2 x-chromosomes. Males have 1 x-chromosome and 1 unfinished x-chromosome. If you look at it correctly you'll notice it's missing a limp lol. ;)

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lolfish111111 0

You bad. That's all

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LadyClarik 8

Yep, YDI. You will never live this one down. This story is gonna be trotted out every birthday, Christmas, and drunk family gathering. You'd better learn how to take it like a man.

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sapphirenite 0

I sucked at driving when I was younger despite my reflexes!

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Anteezy 7

These kind of things always happen when you start bragging about it. I consider myself to be a great driver, I've never caused or had any damage while driving, but I don't brag about it because when I do eventually have an accident my friends and family will never let me live it down. Also I drive nearly everyday and experience is way more important than reflexes. Although I do concede that a lot of horrible drivers I see on the road are indeed old people.

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xNephilim 18

Agreed. As a young/new driver, you're scared shitless from all the new stuff, don't always know where to turn, blah blah blah. So much going on that you can barely keep up. Which means that most are bad drivers. I think I'm a somewhat decent driver, especially considering I got my license like... Less than a month ago, but I'm still NEW to driving, so I can say I'm NOT a better driver than people who've been driving for a couple of years. And old people drive worse because they can't see and because their reflexes are, like, gone. :D

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TheFamilyGuy 0

no see when you said "young people like myself" I think u meant "young people unlike yourself"... am I right? o.O

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iwadasn 32

Young people like yourself are worse drivers because you're incapable of paying attention to the road.

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