Love: Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend.... - FML

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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Perfect

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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You deserved it 339

By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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Top comments

timewarpist 1

Friday 15 January 2010 20:04

Well, it was a surprise for both of you.

braFTW 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:12

Someone doesn't like surprises...

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perdix 29

Friday 15 January 2010 21:42

YDI because I hate surprise parties! Hopefully, the hatred of these conspiritorial ambushes will spread and this barbaric ritual will end in my lifetime. I can see your ex-bf singing, "It's my party and I'll dump if I want to, dump if I want to …"

ladida94 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:48

yep just like what happens in Vegas... fyl for having no originality! lol

marycharles 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:53

fake! that's from what happens in Vegas. do u really think we are all that stupid to believe you?

TheRipper_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:19

#13, yeah, being a dirty little ***** is a great way to let the ex know he made a mistake by dumping her.

Jeff2017 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:22

Should of asked one of his friends.

dogpaws44 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:26

wow, i have to agree with those people... the EXACT same thing happened in What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas, so i'm guessing this didn't actually happen... and if it did, that sux

Marissa_Estelle 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:41

Why is everyone getting so defensive? That could have really happened.

Huevo_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:48

Your ex-boyfriend does not like surprise parties then

rockinartisthd 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:50

was that not in the movie "WHat Happens in Vegas" with Cameron Diaz and Ashton kutcher

CakeEater 15

Tuesday 23 August 2022 0:24

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Today, I took my car to dealer because of the loud knocking sound I heard while driving it. Twenty-four hours later, they told me it was fixed. Fifteen minutes after I drove away, the tire flew off my car while I was on the highway. My car is now totaled. FML

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Today, I was supposed to be working from home. Instead, I ended up taking the kids out to the park for the morning, because my wife “couldn’t even” today. When we got home, she had demolished two bottles of wine, and was masturbating to a home improvement show. FML

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Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML

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Today, it's been two years since my husband promised improvements if I stayed. He abided and we're good, despite a counselor insisting it was mere narcissistic manipulation, without ever meeting him. Did I mention she also claimed it would be "empowering" for me to leave, and set "a good example" on our kids? FML

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Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I rolled over in bed and asked my boyfriend if we could go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3pm. FML

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Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

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