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Dude whadda little bitch nuff said
What a coward.
I wonder what the boyfriend told this other girl to make her go up to Op? I would imagine the asshole didn't say he was a lying, cheating asshole with a girlfriend who was sweet and nice and loyal at home. He probably spun some sappy tale about how clingy and abusive Op was, making the girl want to defend her new disco stick. The boyfriend sounds like an ass, I am hesitant to say both Op and the girl are innocent in all of this. I honestly believe Op murdered both of them and put them in the desert.
Okay, really? either the other girl is a complete moron if she didn't know that the ex had another girlfriend and believed whatever crap OPs ex told her. Or, the more likely case, the other girl KNEW that she was helping him cheat and just wanted to rub it in OPs face. I really think it the second option because otherwise the FML might've looked something more like this: Today I got dumped. I received the news when some crazy bitch told me to leave her boyfriend alone and that he belongs to her. She said "her" boyfriend would've told me himself but that he was worried it would only further my "obsession" with him. I guess my ex is a really good liar. FML
Fact: he had a small penis. Fyl.
What a coward. You're WAY better off.
So he wasn't afraid of cheating but he was to break up with you? He needs to grow a pair! Also, stupid girl who told you and is planning on being with him. Pathetic!
I really hope you plan on kicking that guy's ass, and an especially good kick to his balls. That guy is pathetic, to one cheat on you and two not have the balls to tell you that as he broke up with you. The girl who stayed with him is even more pathetic to go through that. I hope you find a good man, you deserve much better.
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We need a "You're better off" button. :p
I wouldn't say slap her. The best revenge is kindness. All you needed to tell her was if he cheated on you then he's most likely going to cheat on her. That would've ****** up the relationship