By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

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Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML
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Drifting 21

I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol

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Zimmington 21

You need to work on that gag reflex

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cottoncandymango 17

YDI for actually listening to him. Should've grabbed his dick instead.

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TheDrifter 23

But choking on his Dick in public might have caused a far bigger commotion than the corndog.

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Mr_Loudmouth 9

It sure would have made for a better scene

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timelessone 16

Wowzers! just go straight to business, you can be my gf ;)

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Calingaladha 21

Maybe the coating was more than you could handle. Should have taken it raw dog.

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smc3106 25

Well, you, atleast get an A for effort, I guess.... Lol

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Faiths28 12

Spitters are quitters.

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rotcgirl101 7

Shoulda had a gag reflex haha

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betty_white 12

she triggered her gag reflex by "going deeper" and that's why she threw up

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Chigal88 16

If you wanna get good you need to know your limits, but practice practice practice.

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MisterEx 28

Didn't they teach you not to play with your food, OP?

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SuperPandaSwagg 10

I bet that gave him a very awkward boner.

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Brilliant66star 17

A joke is a joke, but some people just don't know when to stop. YDI.

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