Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By 50sStyle - 12/06/2017 19:00 - United States - Hartland

Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Drifting 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol

Zimmington 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

You need to work on that gag reflex

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zeuslovesyaoi 17

Friday 12 July 2013 7:51

squeeze your thuumb!

ThePaul007 14

Friday 12 July 2013 8:35

Oh my gosh that's terrible, still YDI.

JayySkyline 15

Friday 12 July 2013 9:18

Well then...

Fmlsea 28

Friday 12 July 2013 9:50

Well least he knows to never ask for that again :p

arre2006 19

Friday 12 July 2013 12:58

You must be terrible in the sack then

toorudett 11

Friday 12 July 2013 16:11

Because she can't deepthroat a corn dog due to a natural reaction? I didn't realize those were replicas of penises either.

Spyfiction 6

Friday 12 July 2013 16:29

I've seen this before... "1 girl 1 corn dog"

nevaeh_dewdrop 12

Friday 12 July 2013 18:22

why, just why?

sonnyrosa 32

Friday 12 July 2013 22:25

Sexy... good girl... you've effectively thrown him off both corndogs and ******** for a while

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:25

Nothing throws guys off of ********.

Uniqueview 2

Friday 12 July 2013 23:31

Waste of a good corn dog.

courtz94 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 0:48

The behavior of some people truly entertains me.

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Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

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Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML

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Today, after several unsuccessful job interviews, I'm starting to feel emotionally down as both my mum and myself are out of work due to Covid. I even applied as a call centre agent with a friend that offered training. He got accepted and I didn't. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML

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Same thing different taste

Choked

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