Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By 50sStyle - 12/06/2017 19:00 - United States - Hartland

Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML

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You deserved it 417

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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You deserved it 162

Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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You deserved it 7 743

Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Drifting 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol

Zimmington 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

You need to work on that gag reflex

Comments

football98_fml 20

Friday 12 July 2013 2:54

YDI for tryna act seductive while eatin

BlissfulLiss 18

Friday 12 July 2013 2:57

You get 3 stars for effort.

DocBastard 38

Friday 12 July 2013 2:58

Corndogs rank right up there near the top of the Least Sexiest Foods list. Other top entries are kale, mushrooms, and sauerkraut.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 12 July 2013 3:29

What's wrong with sauerkraut? Ah, sweet memories.

little_one 20

Friday 12 July 2013 4:53

Hey don't be hating on the mushrooms!!! Have you never put fried mushrooms over your steak with onion Mmmmmm!

GhostChickens 17

Friday 12 July 2013 5:20

*Googles corndog* I agree. They're not sexy enough to justify this FML.

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 12 July 2013 6:41

50, I hope you didn't really have to Google corndog. If you did, you need to find a crappy summer carnival, go in, and take a deep breath. That smell? Corndog.