By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Spicy
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
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Nederlander95 14

If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

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Cheezits4dayz 14

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

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Nederlander95 14

If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

266 4
Soundslikeothers 15

she chokes on small objects so probably the same thing

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drivingmissdaisy 13

I don't think I could be turned on by someone trying to sexually eat popcorn anyway...

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xtramoist 6

At least it wasn't so boring that she chose popcorn over him. Like that previous FML

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Cheezits4dayz 14

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

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Axel5238 29

Choked on my coffee now it's everywhere. Thank you.

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slingerslasher 24

#17: choking on popcorn may lead to vomiting. But choking on coffee is the real turn-on.

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chosha_fml 26

Uh,yeah. Popcorn's not really one of those sexy foods, OP.

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shinikageWolf 15

You can't deep throat popcorn. Stick to hotdogs and other phallic foods.

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