By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

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Howljerk 0

Liar liar pants on fire.

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macskapingvin 0

You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

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cooldukenukem 2

very good point there.

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wassssssssom 0

agreed! complete winn ;)

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glorialaura21 8

Haha ikr! OP is so dumb.

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sameaho 0

if this is true and gays only date gays, and since I eat meat and vegtables, does thisean I'm bisexual?

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TheCheyenneMorga 3

I'm vegetarian and I date people who eat meat.

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haseenasays 0

hahahaah you have the best comments.

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skyttlz 32

Me too and my friends make fun of it. I ignore them :)

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ICONicemily11 0

I'm a vegetarian and all my ex boyfriends ate meat, it's their choice if they want to eat meat or not.

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GracieC 4

Your picture is hilarious!!! And yes... It does;) lmfao

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sirdolittle 0

what a great way to start a relationship -> lies ! -_-'

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Accept 11

D: She could have either choices There's just ideas obviously

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beccusmaximus 0

No, nothing about this comment is correct. I'm not even sure if it's supposed to be one sentence or two.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I think he's adding/replying to his other comment.

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Mirorbo 26

Honey, lying is not impressive. Just be yourself. Vegetarians and Omnivores CAN get along you know.

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Anaxes 5

Lies. My orcs don't get along with the elves.

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j4ym4n 2

what red blooded chick would want to hook up with a vegetarian bloke? wrong.

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xstolix 1

Thanks that made my day lol way to go fake it until you make it and lie itl get you everywhere (thumbs up)

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Illblowyourmind 3

I would have bluffed my way out: *shocked face* 'vegetarians don't eat meat?!'

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EmmyGrangerDC 0

I'm pretty sure if she pretended to call herself a vegetarian, he would've known she was lying just by the fact that her friends wouldn't have let her believe she was a vegetarian and still let her eat meat. that's just retarded.

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drepartor 0

I finally saw some one with a pokemon pic that is so rare!!!!!! :o

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Draminicaus 0

Maybe she could've pulled the humor card.

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nexttimeblue 0

you could have said...'I mean I only eat vegetarians'!

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savvy_suzy 0

This is likely the best save and it might make him laugh.

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iheartglasses 0

Congratulations. You made yourself look like a lying dumbass and your friend so much cooler than you. Hope SHE got his number instead of you. Now is your chance to post yet another "my friend stole my crush" FML...

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