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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By OmniVore - 25/02/2010 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

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You deserved it 5 693

By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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You deserved it 9 180

Nope

By frenchpie - 17/05/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

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You deserved it 4 176

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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You deserved it 50 557

Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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You deserved it 39 797

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 12:31

You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

Howljerk 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 12:07

Liar liar pants on fire.

Comments

mexipunker 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:06

At least he knows you like a good peace of meat in your mouth.

glorialaura21 8

Sunday 5 December 2010 15:40

lol. this^

surferchick96 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:14

sick meat eater. YDI

Falcon_My_Life 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:30

real men eat meat

DearlyBeloved20 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 21:09

I thought that was real Women

Illblowyourmind 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:53

UFO for trying to change who you are just so someone likes you, do you really think every girl he dated was a vegetarian?

shoelaces301 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 17:23

ufo... U- unidentified F- flying O- object

LILWAYNE40 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 18:45

^Hahahaha pwned

ckjacques53198 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 14:04

vegetarians always look so sickly. eat the meat!!!!

katplayer 4

Sunday 5 December 2010 15:15

I'm vegetarian and about 5 pounds overweight. I could lose it easily (vegetarians tend not to have any extra chub), but I chose to eat a bit more and keep the weight to disprove that not all vegetarians are extremely thin and sickly. Only the ones doing it wrong look thin and sickly.

LILWAYNE40 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 18:52

^haha you don't choose to keep the wait for that reason! you just eat twinkies all day instead of meat! haha I choose to eat less just to stay skinny so I can prove to vegetarians that not all meat eaters are fat.... ohhh your funny, stop making excuses for why you are overweight...