By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

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Today, I told this one lady I had a crush on that I was Caucasian, but then I realized there was excess melanin in my skin, FML. and i think #35 was typing in the dark or lost her home keys when hitting shift. UFO is directly to the right of YDI, just a thought.

last I checked lying doesn't impress ppl

Well if you didn't lie from the beginning you could have had a chance, you get no sympathy

ydi for needing to lie to impress some random dude and ydi for being a shitty liar.

lame you shouldn't have to lie about yourself to impress somebody! what a noob

Who in the world introduces themselves with their dietary preference? "Hi, I'm Tom, I'm allergic to gluten, nice to meet you" And how does being a vegetarian impress someone? If you DID impress him, and started dating, you'd be doomed to a diet you clearly can't commit to until you break up. This is just a whole batch of fail. In fact you both sound like losers. I hope you two start dating.

You could have covered it up with "oh, I thought u said veterinarian." A vegetarian might appreciate a vetrinarian.

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