By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga
Meat is murder
By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States
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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States
Well, this is awkward
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By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States
Nope
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Disloyal!
By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States
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Today, I told this one lady I had a crush on that I was Caucasian, but then I realized there was excess melanin in my skin, FML. and i think #35 was typing in the dark or lost her home keys when hitting shift. UFO is directly to the right of YDI, just a thought.
nice
last I checked lying doesn't impress ppl
Well if you didn't lie from the beginning you could have had a chance, you get no sympathy
ydi for needing to lie to impress some random dude and ydi for being a shitty liar.
lame you shouldn't have to lie about yourself to impress somebody! what a noob
Who in the world introduces themselves with their dietary preference? "Hi, I'm Tom, I'm allergic to gluten, nice to meet you" And how does being a vegetarian impress someone? If you DID impress him, and started dating, you'd be doomed to a diet you clearly can't commit to until you break up. This is just a whole batch of fail. In fact you both sound like losers. I hope you two start dating.
You could have covered it up with "oh, I thought u said veterinarian." A vegetarian might appreciate a vetrinarian.
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You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.
Liar liar pants on fire.