By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You know, being vegetarian isn't like being gay. They don't only date other vegetarians.

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Howljerk 0

Liar liar pants on fire.

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haitilover 0

wow u stupid bitch

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riskakitty 0

why do people feel the need to lie about that stuff? being vegetarian is a lifestyle. don't lie about because you can't hold it up.

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Do people not realize that vegetarians aren't always apposed to dating homnivores?

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Sparkiee93 3

Woman to woman, you're an asshole.

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vashthestampede 0

35 how could you possibly mess up ydi so badly? ufo? really?

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DakotaCat 4

If he was a vegetarian he was probably gay anyway.

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