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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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thedivinecomeD 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:05

he asks you for a French fry...then takes fifteen and a couple bites out of your sandwich? and you just then notice? YDI.

xx3ginaxx3 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:03

awww that sucks ):

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KingRDZ 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:14

that guys is kool

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 February 2010 3:24

Don't be a push over! Tell the cheap bastard to buy his own food and to quit using you.

iluvninjas 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:30

that really sucks. guys can be real dumbasses some times. at least you know he didnt starve?

Skullcrusher 5

Friday 12 February 2010 6:14

How bout that run on sentence?

fcukb0o 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:35

Who's the guy in the relationship now? lol

CLICKHEREx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:36

Who said boys only want 1 thing?

Lewnna 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:16

The boy wants some food, then let him have it! Or, are you hinting to us that you're fat. -_-'

imchanel 0

Friday 12 February 2010 8:31

wow he sounds fat and greedy. but on the other hand. that's smart but still fyl

_TheSmallThings_ 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:08

Loolios

Njtorres 0

Friday 12 February 2010 10:36

haha I done this so many times ^_^

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Same thing different taste

Well, this is awkward

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