Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work,...

By StewPit - 16/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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He hath risen

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the grocery store when I tripped and knocked over a tower of Easter chocolate. The sound was so loud that everyone in the store stopped and stared at me while I tried to rearrange the chocolate bells, bunnies, and eggs. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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kellster 2

Friday 17 April 2009 1:25

Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:10

Oops not meant to do that like 47 times

Comments

heatherocity 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:50

haha, when you said they had E's on them i reallly thought this was going to go a different way... sometimes drugs and candy look quite similar.

hootersgirl09 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:53

wait for a second when it said the drugs had "e's" on them i immediately thought that they were ectasy! and then i reread it and i was like oh.... :[

bongsandweed 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:01

haha. yea. mid way through this one i was hoping u were going to say "i just ate 34 ecstasy pills"

abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:03

i thought this was going to have to do with ecstasy... haha

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:08

Bwahah #25 and wow, youre a bright light are'nt you?

sdroze1389 31

Monday 13 January 2014 14:42

no apostrophe and event if it should have been there it was in the wrong place

skiiergirl1313 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:08

YDI can mean multiple things.... like, you deserved it, you dumb idiot, and you damn idiot and how is this an fml?? it's be better if they were ecstasy :)

YoungMoneyMaker 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:12

"yo mamma is so stupid, she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the candies with w's on them" being told that as a kid, i never thought anyone would actually make that mistake

spablo93 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:16

Wow, you misread an M&M therefore your life sucks? Psh. Get over it.

vitaminsandminer 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:21

hahahah #8 i definitely thought that too

sammyg 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:22

#16, #5 was commenting on #1's post, which is true. But that is because the letter it is put on later with a different type of dye. It doesn't work with every M&M, but you should try it, it is pretty amazing. even cooler then this fml post :). no offense to the op of course.