Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work,...

By StewPit - 16/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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He hath risen

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the grocery store when I tripped and knocked over a tower of Easter chocolate. The sound was so loud that everyone in the store stopped and stared at me while I tried to rearrange the chocolate bells, bunnies, and eggs. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 21:05 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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kellster 2

Friday 17 April 2009 1:25

Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!

bribubbles 10

Monday 19 September 2011 23:10

Oops not meant to do that like 47 times

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jecrk2 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:04

This happened to me once,lol.

revezone 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:08

oh man lmao... and they have W's for washington's birthday, too.

Treehugger 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:17

LMAO. this is so something I would do

Bad_Day_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:40

Op- This is just an epic blonde moment, I have had worse. I also know people that make your EPIC FAIL seem like normal. I used to be a cheerleader, there was a few girls that just werent there in the head. We had a black girl on the squad, and the dumb girl walked up to her and asked "(Insert Name Here), Are you REALLY from Africa???" The same girl asked how far she would have to walk with her cake for the cake walk fundraiser we were doing... And on the trip to Phoenix, from Tucson (both in AZ... just FYI) woke up and asked if we were still in Arizona. We were doing an adopt-a-child fundraiser, and the same girl (she did this alot) asked when the child would have to stay with her, and was concerned about her trip to Las Vegas, andif she would have to get another plane ticket. She should be saying FML, not you. Yours is just a silly blonde moment. :)