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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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Tense family drama

By Anonymous - 03/09/2022 10:00

Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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Mauskau 35

Monday 20 September 2010 16:25

always put knives in blade down

emmaleeislamee 0

Monday 20 September 2010 16:21

Wow, you're mum seems like such a nice lady.

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eduncs 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 15:07

'Straya..

MayaTheBee_fml 10

Saturday 2 March 2013 23:00

I had a similar thing, but my hand spastically decided to push itself on a knife for about half a centimeter. I'm alright, only a scar is left behind.

Han1156 23

Friday 31 May 2013 21:50

Who puts a knife straight up?

Cass_x 22

Monday 10 February 2014 17:45

sounds like my mom -.-

kiyash 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 13:10

I cringed while reading this

MozillaHostile 21

Monday 19 October 2015 19:34

Why would the blades be sticking up ??

leaannec30 18

Monday 22 May 2017 8:05

and the mother of the year award goes tooooo... like really ? your mom should be reported for this... also your mother should also not reproduce either. i am sorry you are living like that... and shit that must have hurt so bad