That was no cutlery; that was my knife! *ba-dum-ch!* Proff, you might not want to copy my YDI litanies. A) You're being unoriginal, which is bad enough, and B) that's the reason I was banned for a while. But the mods have told me a way around it! Hey, OP! YDI for contaminating the clean dishes, having a mom, having a dishwasher, having a house, having blood in any way at all, having fingernails, being a klutz, and calling your mom "mum". And yes, I know OP is an Aussie. IDGAF. No "mum"! And Rebbee, I'm glad to know you missed me. I missed video games.

hmm... well now you will know better next time, and won't leave the knifes on the bottom of the pile of dishes :P

ouchh!

Are you the same darling from the sandals FML?

ohhh sounds so painful :( fyl

Wow I hate hearing about blood it makes my stomach turn. Exspecially when its something minor like in these cases because i can imagine it and how it would hurt. FML

Sounds like my mom. After a road trip with them, I was horribly carsick. When we got home, I stumbled out and did the heave-ho on the lawn. She then proceeded to bitch me out for not barfing on the compost pile. When I could speak, I informed her that next time, I'll just hurl in the car, like I almost did several times. She was like that, more concerned about material things than my well-being.

If Shes So Worried About them Make Her Wash Them. She Needs To Stop Bitching.

omg. just reading this paralyzed me for a sec

All that I thought of while reading this is "insensitive bitch", and "ouch". lol