Animals: Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped...

By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 151

You deserved it 6 734

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 933

You deserved it 3 983

Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 791

You deserved it 2 319

By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 648

You deserved it 2 824

By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 425

You deserved it 5 842

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 218

You deserved it 5 457

Little devil

By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 410

You deserved it 168

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 008

You deserved it 28 867

By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 421

You deserved it 346

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 335

You deserved it 5 185

By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 514

You deserved it 28 636

verkaderk 9

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:39

Ow, I've had that before. Good on ya for not de-clawing though

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:39

by "Neutered (man)" Am I the only one who sees the beauty in that?

Comments

musicalnoodles23 5

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:50

Ouch. At least you didn't declaw your cats. I personally think that's cruel.

Nomadic1 20

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:56

Why does a grown man have more than one cat and why is a grown man taking a bath...YDI

dutchpower 5

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:31

Mee aauww

Cavebone 5

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:49

You absolutely deserve it for not declawing your cat

charlieohcharlie 12

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:01

You're actually mutilating your cat when you have them declawed

DelphiCat 17

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:28

You're joking right? So he should debilitate his animals for his personal convenience?

hobo1235 15

Sunday 13 January 2013 8:20

Declawing your cat is just cruel. What happens if an indoor cat without claws gets outside one day and has to survive out their until someone finds it? Especially if you live near the woods with coyotes and such, then it is really important for cats to have claws. It makes me sick to know that some people actually torture their cat by declawing them.