Intimacy: Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was...

By AlexaSt2611 - 25/08/2010 00:08 - Paraguay

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By Taraa3 - 10/10/2009 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

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By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 19:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

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By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:26

I'm pretty sure he enjoyed your shower also.

Mirelly13 6

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:31

I wish my boobs waved at people :(

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HappyPickles 11

Thursday 26 August 2010 3:19

I think boobs the world over should take a lesson in politeness from yours. :o) I will happily wave at any boob that waves at me :o)

realangelofdeath 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:40

ydi for having windows in your shower.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 26 August 2010 7:58

This is not a fml, this is you being stupid. YDI for not closing the blinds or curtains.

imasummerloverx3 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 9:03

um..so there's just window chillin visibly near your shower.....that's really stupid. whoever designed that bathroom is a dumbass. either that or you don't close your curtains when you shower in which case, you're the dumbass

LTHoratioCaine 4

Thursday 26 August 2010 9:16

Get him too... (Puts that sunglasses) Mow... your lawn. YYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Zebidee 8

Friday 27 August 2010 17:45

Presumably the window to the bathroom isn't one you could usually see in, like down the side of the house, up against a fence, unless - say - you were a gardener in a part of the yard people normally wouldn't be in.