Money: Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce...

By Broke - 27/03/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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By Awkward - 14/04/2016 00:29 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML

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By goodtiming - 20/05/2010 16:58 - Canada

Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML

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By Andrew7847 - 11/01/2012 17:02 - United States

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By Username - 14/10/2010 19:02 - France

Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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killface_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:49

Apparently you pay your internet bill. And really, in an hour you couldn't find someone with a cell phone or use a payphone? YDI.

killface_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:56

#3: He shouldn't listen to me...but instead do exactly what I said he should have done? Interesting.

Comments

FkMyLF8 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:36

do you live int metro Detroit? there's a radio station here that does this exact thing. you should of like ran to a store and been like omg i need to use ur phone lol

prettykitty123 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 19:33

106.1 BLI!

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:21

you should have run to the nearest phone, even if it was an hour away. but really, what bad luck.

badabing94 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:25

Alot of radios do it. 92.5 the wolf in Colorado

Lee002 8

Monday 24 August 2009 4:41

lol talk about a catch 22 get it I said talk

Mitch1134 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:22

why didn't you use a payphone? or a neigbor? dumbass

Decodedman 1

Monday 31 January 2011 6:25

YDI for not finding, in one hour, a way to make a phone call. If you can't even get your crap together to cash in on free money, how can you expect someone to hire you to WORK for your money? Good luck with that job hunt. Here's a hint: its not in your bong.