Miscellaneous: Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't...

By Bernadette - 28/06/2012 19:58

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

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By purrtygirl - 09/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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Delirious

By CanIGoHomeNow - 18/07/2021 08:01

Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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saIty 17

Friday 29 June 2012 0:58

so is it Bhob or you know just Bob? ....

kitkatmeOw 8

Friday 29 June 2012 1:08

Op: What's your name again? Bob: Bob Op: No, your last name? Now you would have both names and not seem as stupid. Next time try doing this method. ^_^

Comments

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 29 June 2012 1:28

Bob the builder can we fix it?

kaymi 17

Friday 29 June 2012 1:33

¡Si, se puede! :)

muzy 23

Friday 29 June 2012 1:33

Obama: yes we can!

Enslaved 36

Friday 29 June 2012 1:54

30, mea, that's one way to try to remember a name.(: I thought about the movie "What about Bob".

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 29 June 2012 2:13

Yes bill murray one right? P.s. I noticed OP's name is bernadette which means she should be writing only HOWARD's number :)

l23VIVE 17

Friday 29 June 2012 5:26

Or maybe Raj... "Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet"

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 29 June 2012 21:05

No. Handy Mandy is hung. **** Bob.

comeatmebroo6254 1

Friday 29 June 2012 1:33

You never know, there are some weird spellings of names out there. It could be spelled Baub for all we know.

Pelvispresley 8

Friday 29 June 2012 4:09

Or bawb

dubstep12 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:26

Haha. I like your name pelvis Presley:)

laxbrosive 4

Friday 29 June 2012 1:34

You should have said "No I meant your last name." then you get both

Warchamp7 3

Friday 29 June 2012 2:07

Laxboi....

trudybable 2

Friday 29 June 2012 1:39

somehow, this seems fake.... unless your memory is really shit

Khrystyne21 0

Friday 29 June 2012 1:41

Someone posted something like this like two days ago. If youre going to make up an "FML", at least try and be original.

Corbin_Nelson 1

Friday 29 June 2012 1:46

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

Enslaved 36

Friday 29 June 2012 1:59

Fight Club? ****! Don't stone me for breaking the rules.

gabrielle212 3

Friday 29 June 2012 2:32

I was hoping to see this :)

AliceLockehart 18

Friday 29 June 2012 2:37

"Between those huge sweating **** that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big." Chuck Pahlanuik is my favourite author :3 brilliant film too.