By Reasondon - 13/12/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.

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DahkLohd 4

OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."

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GluttunousQueen 0

Also, OP...it's would HAVE been, not would of been. -__-;;

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DahkLohd 4

@21 - It's too late to correct the OP now. He won't hear you. (See #11)

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DocBastard 38

While we're on the subject, it should also be "if it weren't for the fact" rather than "wasn't."

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DahkLohd 4

Thanks Doc, I can't believe I missed that one! For that, I promote you to honorary Death Eater. Don't worry, the "honorary" part means I don't have to brand you. :)

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yazmi_09 3

mockery!! the dark lord despises muggles, he'd never do such a thing

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DahkLohd 4

Unbeknownst to himself, Doc is actually a Squib. My mother was more or less a Squib, so I don't mind.

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maryjaneslover7 0

that's how much you suck your own family would ditch you

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DahkLohd 4

@KaySL: Normally, disrespect like that would earn you the Killing Curse. But since I love your comments (especially in regards to wee-woo), I just can't bring myself to do it.

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skanksonaplane 0

OP, YDI for having horrible sentence structure.

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talamayumi 0

ikr. they need to check their grammar

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c8750 2

Wow, what a great family member. Sorry you got screwed OP but teaches you to never loan money to family

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DakotaCat 4

Tell Hank Hill to kick their ass I tell ya hwat!

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purplemnm 9

who the hell do they think they are? damn kids.

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RedPillSucks 31

Never loan money to family that you can't afford to give away. That stinks. sounds like a Judge Judy moment.

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PSQ91 6

It's not like he moved to Groenland. Go get your money back, duh

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xxSoFlyxx 5

if you were supposed to go with them, why would you find out just today? they probably would've called to tell you... unless they didn't want you to

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phatdaddy62 23

I believe that was the point of the FML.

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xxSoFlyxx 5

well.. not exactly I mean if they had invited him why would they not want him... if he really is that bad... then it's their fault for inviting him

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Holden_Echlin 0

I think they invited him to get his money, not because he is bad or anything.

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pariah13 0

you deserve it for loaning that much money. that sucks though. better luck next time.

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Jonkbaby 22

Another 'real' fml. mods, please post more actual fmls, rather than the few dumb non-fmls that squeak in now and then.

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DahkLohd 4

OP, your money problems are over. AVADA KEDAVRA! That should teach the rest of you to say "would HAVE," not "would OF."

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DahkLohd 4

That's not to mention that "them" should be replaced with "him" or "her."

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DahkLohd 4

@18 - That's a possibility. But if that were the case, then he should have used the plural form, "cousins."

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful curse. Avada Kedavra, better call a hearse. Unforgivable, but satisfying.

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xxSoFlyxx 5

maybe they were also his uncles and aunts

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DahkLohd 4

@28: His cousins were also his uncles and aunts? Come on now! They just moved to Texas; they haven't been there all their lives. :)

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Zmeilerr 22

If it's that much money I'd definitely sue, but that's only if they refuse to give it back. It's just too much money to beg for or let go,

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