By Silver_Jet - 06/03/2014 01:59 - Canada - Beamsville

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML
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Silver_Jet 10

Op here. Got an account to commentnt on this. No I am not on drugs. I know this spider is real because I killed it and I am not sure if I have schizophrenia.

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RedPillSucks 31

If you're not sure you have schizophrenia (or anything else) and you're having hallucinations, you should immediately go talk to a medical or mental health professional.

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damnit1989 16

I'm hoping this means that you are a recovering druggy or *finally* getting a handle on mental problems. Either way, good for you for finally seeing reality!!!! If this is neither, then maybe it's time to consider those options.

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worldclassrager 39

Good for you Quit the drugs then maybe buy a pet spider...

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gingerface81 16

That's one of the saddest things I've read in a while. Sorry OP :/

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swagaliousness 7

r u always high or something lol

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akballerchicity 11

This is the stupidest FML I have read in a while.

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Silver_Jet 10

Op again. Not high on anything not on drug nor am I coming off of a drug. I did do the 'smash test' on the spider. I am going to get help for the hallucinations. They may be brough on by anxiety or depression. I need help but at least I know I am not a threat to myself or others.

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FalconWhitaker 20

This may be a strange questions, but how are your eyes, OP? There's a condition called Charles Bonnet syndrome that can cause hallucinations and it's linked to loss of vision rather than problems with your mind or brain. Whatever's causing your hallucinations, I hope you get an opportunity to get them checked out soon.

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jamboooy 11

Until you do the smash test on human beings

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