By Silver_Jet - 06/03/2014 01:59 - Canada - Beamsville

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML
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Silver_Jet 10

Op here. Got an account to commentnt on this. No I am not on drugs. I know this spider is real because I killed it and I am not sure if I have schizophrenia.

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RedPillSucks 31

If you're not sure you have schizophrenia (or anything else) and you're having hallucinations, you should immediately go talk to a medical or mental health professional.

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olpally 32

This definitely needs a follow up. What were you coming off of??

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tompou6 19

Off to the doctor you go

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Brandon6425 2

lsd is awesome..

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sbeilin 13

I've been there too, hang in there OP

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Vintage_Cola 29

Dude, spiders don't scare me unless they bite, most don't. Besides, they get rid of the pesky little flys during the summer, wrap em up, and dissolve their flesh from the inside with the toxins they contain.

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buckdharma 36

Op, if you know what it feels like to have them crawling out your ******, I think I can get you a date.

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RedPillSucks 31

@27 What the ever-loving ****!?

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morella_xx 29

Reference to a previous FML (about a month ago).

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apcsox 18

My friend suffers from schizophrenia. She will have episodes where we will be having a conversation, and she will be "tracking" something with her eyes... One time she was having a cigarette and chatting and she "watched" a cat walk by.... She then said "I can tell when they're not real, but it still pisses me off that I see thing like that"..... Fight the good fight OP!

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