By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML
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Br00talsex 0

atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.

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skyeyez9 24

Build a mini house with the "bricks."

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Gomerfied 7

Ummm...go buy some laxatives....

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asherz892 5

You have some problems if you can't come up with a couple bucks to take care of yourself..get a job and work for the shit you need, that's actually kind of gross if you can't afford to take care of yourself. If your not making enough money for some laxatives then get another damn job...seriously...

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sublimetime614 0

eat some veggies and alot of water, and go running. itll relieve your compacted crap. just stop being lazy. your body cant heal itself with medicine despite what you think.

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asherz892 5

Go to the store and get laxatives then dumbass

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krazykiki 0

a quart of salt water drink that it's basically a laxative

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canuc 1

Wait. Were you constipated or ******** bricks?

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canuc 1

Wait. Were you constipated or ******** bricks?

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agranger51 0

its not rlly tht bad i dont know what i have but ive been costipated my whole life ya sometimes u cry lol but usually it aint that bad

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