Animals: Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 24 June 2013 23:00

Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?

rhyannon11 7

Monday 24 June 2013 22:59

Poor duck!

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kenbez123 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:23

looks like you're having a bread day

DyslexicPanda 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 9:00

Is it bad that I laughed a little when I first read the fml?

Rozza17 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 10:23

#113: I honestly don't think it's bad that you laughed a bit because I did to

roachyroo 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 10:57

I have gotten screamed at for the bread thing! My son yelled right back at the self righteous old bag. Now I feed them bird food.

jonha21 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 13:31

Dexter

angel55033 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 15:20

**** the ducks life. :(

qwertyu_ioplk 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:04

dead duck day! about a boy!

Grimnirwher9 21

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:08

In Belgium, it's against the law to feed the ducks in the parks.

myeviltwin 20

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:15

I'm going to hell. I laughed pretty hard when I read this. It was a shocked I can't believe that laugh........... but still :P

TiffGreen 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:29

Murdererrrrrr!!

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